News

Technology

• Critical Zero Day Vulnerability in ASP.net.
• New Outbreak of RickRoll Meme is Intolerable, Victims Say.
• Turns Out Apple's M1 Chip is Not Broken After All. Probably.
• Raspberry Pi Foundation Sending 5,000 Pies to Indonesia... The Food Kind.
• The Root Kit They Found in the Kali Linux Distro.

Gaming

• World of Warcraft for iPad Released. Fans Skeptical.
• Developers of Meridian59, Ragnarok Online, and MapleStory Devoured by Spiders at Tragic Retirement Ceremony.
• Unreal Tournament is Back, Inside Roblox.
• XCom Franchise Lawyers Abducted by Aliens, They Say.

Politics

• The Bulgarian Politician Whose Actual Name is Zafod Beeblebrox.
• Why Economics Doesn't Matter Anymore.
• Illuminati Cult Increasingly Open About Members in Politics.
• Meet the Dog With Many Ticks. Poly-Ticks, You Might Say.